Drake hosts the Espy Awards
Wow It’s mom, but I’m sleepy
you were either a winx
or a w.i.t.c.h
this makes me feel old.
Personally I preferred Trollz.
I don’t like these kinda posts
in what universe is someone’s tuition 6,600 like I wish….I’m guessing community college???
what? how much is school in America?
9 Pic’s of Mathieu Debuchy
Just saw a post about how show writers should listen to the fans but tbh, the day Teen Wolf goes down the Sterek route is the day I stop watching. Few things piss me off more than slash ships that come out of nowhere bc 80% of the time it tells me that the people watching have no concept of friendships or antagonistic relationships and it pisses me the fuck off
if they do it right and build it right it shouldn’t be an issue and you shouldn’t stop watching just because of that
but if it’s left field feel free i won’t stop you
apparently Kim is looking to gain $85 million for her game. who’s a “dumb talentless whore” now?
when ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? i grew you myself??? i gave you life and this is how you repay me??
White privilege is people caring more about dead bees than dead brown children.
Well the dead bees can actually affect the entire world and more people personally because the bees are responsible for carrying plant seeds, which helps to grow and reproduce. Without bees the agricultural food supply would drop greatly in a lot of areas, including places with little food, which will drive up food prices and make it harder for poor people, all over the world, to buy food. Leading to people dying. Not to mention plants do other great things, like giving us fucking air.
So excuse me for caring about bees.
(Also, I’m sure most people don’t care about dying white kids either. plenty of white people suffer from hunger and die every day, at least starving Africans get some type of wide-spread support)
Listen here, infant. I know how bees work. Everyone knows how bees work. I know how plants work. We learned all this shit in first grade. I want you to look at how dumb what you just said was. No, really, read it again.
"Here’s why I care more about the bees than dead brown children: because with bees, people might die."
YOU LITERALLY DIFFERENTIATED PEOPLE AND BROWN CHILDREN INTO TWO SEPARATE THINGS. UM, BROWN CHILDREN ARE ACTUALLY PEOPLE TOO, YOU KNOW, AND IF YOU’RE ACTUALLY CONCERNED WITH PEOPLE DYING, MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE CONCERNED ABOUT BROWN CHILDREN DYING TOO OR— you know what? It’s too early to interact with white people.
And I’m not even touching that last part you put in parentheses because woooooooooow.
"dead bees actually affect the entire world"
so fucking sorry that brown children aren’t born to affect white people!
(Sirius Black at 2am in the Gryffindor dormitory)
Britney Spears always wanted a little sister and hated the fact that the female reproductive system was only capable of producing one female offspring in a lifetime, so she began to research the causes of this phenomenon. She discovered in 1988 that women had more than one egg with a X chromosome but they wouldn’t drop during ovulation after the first daughter was born. Spears developed a technique the following year, referred to as in vitro fertilisation, to remove X chromosome eggs from the ovaries to produce a female zygote outside of the mother to be placed inside her at a later time. In 1990 Lynne Spears, Britney’s mother, allowed Britney to perform this procedure on her and on April 4, 1991, Britney Spears had successfully invented Jamie Lynn Spears, the first little sister.
I’m really confused because there are females with little sisters all over the world
All thanks to Britney Spears. God bless.
" ‘Bitch’ to me is supreme, A lot of the time people use the word ‘Bitch’ because they can’t find a word that’s stronger than that. So if you use the word bitch, You know you mean something when you say that! It’s strong, You know what i’m saying? So it’s like When Missy uses “She’s a bitch”… I took it as ‘THAT Bitch. ” - Lil’ Kim, Elle Magazine Interview 1999.
u tell me